1. All speech in and around universities should be encrypted.
2. All houses within a one kilometer radius of the home of a
school shooter should be bulldozed.
3. The following ten great ideas of statistics should be canceled:
a. Correlation because Karl Pearson was a eugenicist.
b. Regression because Francis Galton was a eugenicist
c. Likelihood because R.A. Fisher was a eugenicist
d. Likelihood Principle because George Barnard was a communist
e. 0-1 Law because Andrey Kolmogorov was a communist
f. Markov Processes because Andrey Markov was an atheist
g. Gini Coefficient because Corrado Gini was a fascist
h. Exchangeability because Bruno de Finetti was a fascist
i. Causality because Plato was a fascist
j. Time because Martin Heidegger was a fascist
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